THIS IS HONESTLY THE WORST POST APOCALYPSE EVER!

I mean where are the zombies! The mushroom clouds! The aliens! Hell I'd even settle for some demons or mutants or some such!

But how am I supposed to enjoy my new dystopian life, and run around wearing a gas mask, and searching for canned goods in the wasteland if the world hasn't even ended!

I mean look at it! THE DAMN THING IS STILL SPINNING!

How is a person supposed to fight evil when it hasn't changed into something that you can see and affect directly like a zombie right there in front of you trying to eat a person's brainssss!

Instead all of the problems of the world insist on taking the form of assholes in suits that sell me crap and send my neighbors off to die and kill people! It always seems to be this ubiquitous faceless thing that I see and hear about either after it's had it's way, or it's so large, powerful, faraway and intertwined with good things that I'm either near powerless against it or can't separate it from the good.

Way to go 2013...

Now instead of riding around the countryside in some weird ass steam punk vehicle cobbled together from gears and cogs and random crap, I have to figure out things like what I want my major to be, how to live my life so that I'm not still living in my parents' basement when I'm in my 40's, and how to deal with REALITY! And who wants to have to deal with that?!